• Boy:"I love you."
  • Me:"I love you too."
  • Boy:"How much?"
  • Me:"A lot."
  • Boy:"More than your favourite band?"
  • Me:"Know your limits, bro."
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rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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rhydonmyhardon:

i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is

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Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

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SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

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mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

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